They’re little Foodie Howsers, CNS.

Got so bombed on the wine I woke up 3 days later in a cave.

Staff member poked me with a spear. 1 star.

“Would have made the meal more festive if the restaurant had seated us on both sides of the table.”

UPDATE: My friends insisted that I return after only 3 days. The place still blows.

“Complimentary hat was quite prickly and uncomfortable.”

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

I'll take "Out of touch old white ladies" for $200 please Alex.

Why not both?

ALGEBRO 101.

even with painted smiles, they still don't look happy

My governor's estranged wife made $100,000 working from home and you can too!

I'm hoping her script is like this one from http://shitroughdrafts.com/.

LETS GET FISHICAL, FISHICAL

The biggest silver lining to all of this is Arby's reaction:

WHAT IF... a few months from now... Bruce is called Diana and Royal Baby #2 is named Belinda? The tabloids are going to be SO embarrassed.

Indian burial ground?

I mean, good for anyone trying to open a sexual assault refuge for kids, but this is like turning Auschwitz into a Jewish community center, right?

As Vern Schillinger, he should have also learned about hiding stuff in food. Also retribution.