Not that I'm gonna believe that you happen to be that actual customer without a huge fucking grain of salt and a lot of side-eye, but if you were (and are colossally lame enough to not only admit it, but revel in it) the fact that you think that "a rsvp" is the same thing as a reservation makes you the "retarded" one…

There's so much to love about your comment, but this is my favorite part:

You had an RSVP? Like they invited you to lunch and you confirmed via mail or email? That's weird. Do restaurants usually send you invites? If so, they should stop.

A poster named zodiakleo claims to be the offender in the story. Didn't want to reply to it directly.

Sooooooooooo... they ate their whole meal, probably ran poor Miranda ragged (because they are dicks) and then, after being provided a service, refused to pay her for it? After getting $50 off of their meal from a Groupon? Holy shitsnacks, I want to punch something right now, but I'm in the office and that's…

We have each other's passwords because we both keep losing our phones, so use the other's phone to find said lost phone. Also, we need to access each other's Steam and Origin accounts.

THANK YOU. I thought I was seeing things. Like everyone else was focusing on the oral show and I was all- WTF IS COMING OUT OF HER THIRD HIP BOOB?

Thank you for noticing that too-it's been bothering me since I first saw the pic on Reddit days ago. It looks like a weird boob.

It's just the demon that emerges and devours you if you have sex outside of wedlock.

Pierced third boob? Cause that's what it looks like to me. Or a tattoo. I'm going with pierced third boob though.

I almost thought it was a nipple :S

Now, remember that it's also a labrador, a breed originating in Canada. Jill is a dark colored foreigner taking important service dog jobs away from hardworking American dog breeds. If it wasn't for permissive importation policies maybe American breeds like the Red Bone Coonhound or Boston terrier would be able to be…

If it helps, they didn't kill their victim.

We've only seen a teaser and yet SW VII is already more diverse than that Exodus movie

At least he didn't lose the hand.

Guy Fiero?

I like you

My husband hid my ring in a box of Bacon Toffee Chocolate. After I said yes/cried, I got real serious and asked what he did with the chocolate because I would take back my 'yes' if there was no dessert. So maybe those were really just empty boxes and she got upset?