John Mayer has a bang box that he brings out when with friends? How would that even be convenient? Does it have a handle? IS IT A CABOODLES?

Suri Cruise has a Blackberry? It's gotta be child abuse to subject a child to that kind of out of date technology!

" He calls it his "Bang Box," and brings it with him when he is out drinking with friends. (In my fantasy world, this box definitely exists and it plays "Your Body Is a Wonderland" when opened)."~ Just the best thing I've read all week.

I have had to suffer the thigh gap, if the hip dimple becomes the next coveted thing I'm giving up.

That fabric looks pretty weighty, I'd bet she's banking on the weight of the fabric to curtain that cooter.

Just cleverly planned marketing for her future fashion and/or perfume line: "North by North West."

That acronym is rivaled by one used by circa late 80s/early 90s Cleveland PD's attempt at addressing domestic violence calls with a specially trained group of officers called.. 'Fast Action Response Team'.. And, yes, the acronym of the aforementioned name was proudly stenciled on the side of squad cars. Yep.

I cannot believe no one looked at that name and thought hmm, maybe those aren't the best initials.

I can agree with a some of what you said to some degree. But those are traditional day cares. Day cares at night are an entirely different story. And she "over slept" and missed picking her child up by hours and in the middle of the night? This isnt a "supposed to pick them up at 5:30pm and not showing up till…

Sometimes my husband and I use drop-in daycare for a few hours of sex at home. No alcohol involved. Sometimes we fall asleep/doze after. So far we've been good about setting an alarm half an hour before we need to go pick up the kids.

Weird shit happens everywhere. Florida just has very open public records laws that make it really, really easy for bloggers to pick up news from Florida.

It's no feminist masterpiece, but it's a step in the right direction for Disney. It's something I'd be okay with my hypothetical daughter watching, as opposed to Snow White/Cinderella/Beauty & the Beast etc.

No worries. I got a lav out of it.

That's exactly what I thought! Quick, someone write a movie about constantly shirtless brothers!!

Resting bitch face is real.

If he's heir to a toilet empire, how come Jon Snow looks so constipated all the time? He seems like a nice guy, but he can't act for shit.

I'm glad I've been made privy to this information.

Shit just got real.

When nature calls... don't literally answer.