Perhaps someone served the NBC execs some "chocolate mouse" and when they woke up, they didn't remember signing off on the deal.

Not what I usually think of when I picture a shaved pussy.

Well done! I love that it can be interpreted as being colorful and festive OR a crazy turkey-sequel alien that is avenging its race. You know, depending on what kind of day your guest is having. Thanks for sharing!

I didn't realize that was him!

He's lucky! She's lucky! We're all lucky! (THE BANISTER'S LUCKY!!!!)

The tattoos alone should be cause enough to lock him away from humanity forever. Yuck.

I'm crowning!

But she's so fetch!

I thought if you wanted a happy ending you had to pay extra in the back room of a massage parlor.

I had plans to get fat when I hit 65 to fill in the wrinkle lines on my face. May have to rethink that plan...

Cheers to that! Beautifully said.

Just add a little sriracha and it'll taste delicious.

If you give kids condoms, they will probably unwrap them with their friends, get grossed out by their cold squishiness and put off having sex for a few more years. Truth.

How gross would it be to be enrolled there and know that your tuition dollars were funding that sick fucks proclivities?

If you lived closer, I'd hand deliver a funnel cake.

Is this from the latest Derelicte line?

Finally, the prophesy of the movie "Scrooged" has been realized!

You win the internet today, TychoTronic!

Brilliant! Although difficult to hang out and drink in. Cheers to you, Josh!

Nope. She's even frumpier on Girls.