Man, I miss the goth clubs of the 90s. I could go and just get my dance on and everybody there was too self-absorbed to harass anyone, unlike regular clubs where you hit the dance floor and then 2 seconds later there’s an asshole dudebro trying to hump you.

The only reason to be on the Internet is to read posts like this. Better than every MA thesis on social media I've read

Of course you’re right, but it also reminded me of The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

I guess defense isn’t his strong suit.

D’oh!

Hey, I don’t pay you to sit on the internet and talk about your feelings. Come into my office and hold my feet for this keg stand.

lol

I know, I work for one. It's depressing.

NO RAGRETS #YOLO BUTT CHUG.

same

We did something similar in my 3rd grade class. Like, we had to choose 3/4 people in class/friends to write nice things about, then give it to them. I think I gave out four and, in a class of twenty-something, I got one or two back. Everyone else got way way more. It defined a lot of interactions/anxiety I have when…

Yeppppppp.

Sing this corrosion with me, Sister.

I (a super-femme lady) have taught MULTIPLE men how to jumpstart a car (“Can you come jump my car?” “I don’t know how.” “Well, *I* do. Get over here.”) I learned how in driver’s ed (also my dad went over it with me when it became necessary to actually jump my car).

Do parents not teach their children life skills…

Can you imagine being 11 years old and trying to guess who/if anyone is writing your name down as a friend. I think I’d have had a full blown anxiety attack.

That quote saddened me, because I don’t think I would have had 7 people to list..... and I didn’t even have sex in high school.

I just put them on again last night after a long spell of skipping them on my iPod and, oof, still so good. Their cover of the Rolling Stones’ “Gimme Shelter” still gives me chills.

Just do what I did in high school: have no sex and no friends. I turned out just fine!