We need a hardline stance on Joe Jackson or all 1920 era baseball players think they could throw the World Series.

As the oldest sibling, yeah, we’re at least a little sociopathic.

My older sister was also a sociopath who told me it was my birthday when it was NOT IN FACT MY BIRTHDAY

"Ve don’t care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you ups" -Nihilist

Will Graham: Please Hannibal?

Oh good, I’m not the only one who was confused.

“We kept trying over and over and over again. To the settlement table. To the settlement. To the settlement table. BACK. BACK. BACK. BACK. BACK. And the time was GONE.” Berman said.

/has a catch with a racist ancestor

lololololol

Here’s me a brown woman who married a white guy and I just can’t wait for the future. With interracial relationships on the rise, these fuckers just might get their greatest wish of all of America with the same skin tone, it just might be a few shades darker than they counted on.

Jew don’t say

Jared Taylor of American Renaissance, meanwhile, speculates that Ted Cruz will actually be better about “standing up for whites:”

“Let’s see, this set of mugs, a nice table runner for company, what else should we register for, honey? This terrifying murder hood made of alpaca?”

Hello, I am available to be a guest at your wedding, please and thank you.

Patrick Bateman is absolutely going to listen to Phil Collins and whack off while wearing this

can I wear it tho

Days of Thunder came out 25 years ago.