You know who else turned the US Presidency into a joke?

If conservative Southerners really want to die on the “slavery wasn’t ALL bad” hill, I say we just let them.

I am about to say the two most offensive words in the English language:

will deez nuts come is the who is john galt of 2015

you’ve engaged the pedant god help us all

NOT BELIEVES HE THE BUT SMART FED UP SYSTEM STOOGES

it’s actually made of ground-up pedants

my body is ready

came here to say exactly this

Thanks!

your use of the subjunctive mood correctly is way hotter though

I think all the butt-chuggers have postgrad degrees now

i am getting you a shift key for christmas/winter celebration of your choosing

I am so happy that we have finally found a way to monetize the fact that children are huge assholes.

It took me a while to realize that a borderline-autistic lack of social awareness was the only thing that kept me sane during childhood.

I had five and felt really fucking lucky about that

but at least we have sisters of mercy though