You know, we humans have a system of emotions that evolved to get us through the hunter-gatherer era. It has not yet evolved to account for guns: objects that make it really easy to eliminate what our emotional systems wrongly tell us are threats to our existence.

Wow! I made a difference today! I’m going home!

[OBG must have a concussion to think that was worth sharing]

I believe he underestimated the effect of that hit.

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

The finale of Mr. Robot, USA’s hacker thriller starring Rami Malek and Christian Slater, will be postponed because the episode contains a scene similar to the August 26 shooting in Roanoke, Virginia, according to Variety.

I will always and forever be #TeamOldManWhoYellsAtClouds

Counterpoint:

hey clover, jack u is the name of the duo comprised of skrillex and diplo. just clarifying.

I get that he looks like a grumpy gramps here, but he's not wrong.

Between this and nyancar, I think I might be #TeamDeadmau5?

Good question. I’m not particularly emotive either. Not out of restraint, just usually nothing to emote.

i feel like i usually dislike restrained people at first but then usually end up changing my opinion the more i get to know them

You should also seriously consider that you are either an alcoholic or becoming close to being one. If you can’t do your job in a sober, responsible way, then you are headed for trouble.

Pro tip: Don’t drink if you have to go to work next morning.

Wow, thanks so much for this, Leslie. This will really help me on those tough mornings at my job.

I REALLY WAS!

Oh Notre Dame....Oh Notre Dame...

doxing self; whatevs