CUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR LIFE

Tender Man, obvs.

it me

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious. It would make my day if I saw someone doing that.
I hope no kids or animals get sick, though.

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SELF INDULGENT EDM SHIT

dude you’re like, 12 years old or something, how do you think i feel

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

Context. It’s called context. That’s what you’re missing.

You know how I know it’s marketed to men? A woman’s costume on that sight would never have that much fabric.

When I was a kid my mom and aunt took me for dinner at a very posh and famous restaurant. My mother sent me to the bar for matches (ah the 80’s) and as I was running to get them I ran right into an ice bucket containing an absurdly expensive bottle of champagne of course. I started sobbing, but the restaurant manager…

Bi’s are simply confused and don’t want to commit.

All I can say is... I went to worlds. I’m glad they didn’t.

Fallout Shelter is ridiculously more entertaining to me than Fallout 3 was even in its freshest state.

I can see why people want to joke to calm the mood, but this could have been a whole different story today. It’s scary my son has to grow up in a world like this.

Oh hi there

I will not care about that Panda baby until it grows hair and looks adorable.

No, even ice princesses are capable of facial expressions. She’s more of an android. Whoever programmed her musical voice synthesis module is, however, to be commended.

I’ve tried to explain this before, people. He’s not butt dialing and he’s not having a stroke. He’s the world’s foremost Twitter Acronymologist.

Mexican here. Hate to say it, but it’s “habanero.” No ñ.