Very disappointed in you, Burneko. I mean, subtle plagiarism is one thing, but lifting your title straight from the Ford Field home locker room walls?

Bahaha. You need more stars.

Damn it women, stop tempting me with your flirtatious memoranda on HB 1432: A Bill to Reclassify Fish-Waste Processing Facilities as Nonpolluting Entities!

walleyed tomato

Curious about this Star Wars thing. Sounds like there could be the makings of a sleeper hit there.

Lady does job while pregnant, news at 11.

that’s what you get for clicking on those “extreme proposals” videos for all these years

For all the other geeks out there that find that exercise takes away from their more geeky activities, I have two words for you: Audio Books.

Surely that’s a parody video.

That looks suspiciously like a mono-tasker.

That looks suspiciously like a mono-tasker.

I...I kind of actually like this for real? I am shocked at myself.

Take pity. The scroll was done by a new employee. He hasn’t yet had his orientation.

Fox Exec: I’m not sure we’re using the right slant.

Heh. “Lambert’s.”

Being guilted into other people’s extravagant/time-intensive birthday celebrations. If it’s not something I’d do anyway and it’s going to take more than a few hours out of my life, I’m not going. And you don’t get to say, “But it’s my birthdaaaaay” when I politely decline.

No, I don’t want to chip in/go on your rented…

• Certain All hangovers. There, I fixed it for you. You are welcome.

Nah I know. But there are a lot and I’m feeling cranky about it :)

No.

My friends who have young kids who still are obsessed with getting drunk. Because for some reason their drunken misadventures in their 20s was the highlight of their life and they want to get back to that. I mean can’t we just have a nice dinner with nice conversation without needing to go to a bar and getting wasted?

Crashing in a hotel room with multiple people I barely know to save money.