Fucking everything. I just turned 30 and for some reason I just feel ancient. I feel so old I should have my own group of crazy cultists making sacrifices in my name. Ia! Ia! Eldritch fhtagn!

Cooking my own food.

I mean, I think we’re all glad he survived, but radiation poisoning really turned Mike Scioscia into an asshole.

Great novel. Would read again.

They're right to far-right and you're an idiot.

Obama IS center-right.

God tier troll

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

This is all, just, fantastic.

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

omg just respond already, jfc

Can we please keep Knightly away from Tolstoy? I got about halfway through Anna Karenina and had to turn it off she was so comically miscast and Aaron Taylor Johnson didn’t do much better. Not that there was much going for the adapation as a whole.

That’s some fine wankerin friend, fine wankerin.

Yep, one o them fancy server ranch operations. The land of megabytes and honey.

Back during the bandwidth drought of ought-three, we put a wanker on the backbone and pitched the pr0n directly to him. Went two newsgroups before we had to change wankers.

I packed up the fam, and moved to the coast, where there's sposta' be good bot farmin!

Bot farmin ain’t what she used to be. I recollect when pa had to sell the old homepage just sos we could keep our IP address.