And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

RIP silent hill

I.K. didn't.

This deception will not stand

Okay, sure. That’s all fine and dandy but where’s the video of the big butt man in tights?

Sucks for Geno, but don’t the Jets have like 20 slightly less than average QBs?

Smith says Enemkpali struck him as “friend” and “foe” combined.

My husband worked hard on that ad.

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

Here are some examples:

Hi, Tucker. (Red vs. Blue. It’s the guy’s catchphrase.)

She likely gets about as much action as the 9 button on the microwave.

fuck your pos printers

Yes! Perfect! the ones who feel the need to cart trophy women around can have this instead and the rest of us will have a handy warning system.

One good flick should dislodge them completely. n_n

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

Ya’ll gonna catch something

You know when someone starts talking about how they have a high IQ and it has been tested, they’re going to say something really stupid after.