I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

I have so many conflicting emotions about this that the only correct response is this gif.

High school kids can high five on twitter? Christ, I can't even use those smiley face things properly.

Wait, I thought it was 'cause Ortiz MURDERS the baseball. Like OJ murdered those people.

OJ Ortiz? That makes no sense!

I have been called many awful things, but never "from Massachusetts". You take that back.

What the hell are you talking about?

I got this! How about BP Ortiz! Because "Big Papi" and also "Batting Practice" - see how it works both ways? People call him BIG PAPI, but the guy has a killer swing and games are like batting practice for him.

Oh I get it. He drinks grapefruit juice but also hits like huge home runs, which are like grapefruit pitches to him. LOL. Nice work.

To be fair 25.82 of those seconds were spent between 1st and 2nd base as Ortiz tried and failed to answer the question, "Who but W.B. Mason?"

See, and this is why the issue can't be cut and dry for me. If I were to get my child circumcised, it would only be for his benefit; I would want to do what is best for him and what he'll appreciate later on in life. But there's no way to know that until he can form thoughts and opinions for himself. What's the right…

My husband had a circumcision recently..and FYI it's totally different to have it done as an adult v. kid. I totally get wanting to let the kid decide..But look into what that entails. Alot more pain and recovery time.

Can someone who owns a penis speak up?

Whoa, I am gobsmacked by this. I always thought male circumcision was more about aesthetics and provided minimal health benefits. Because of this, I always assumed if I have a boy, I would not get him circumcised - it could be his choice later in life if he wants it. However, given this information it does seem akin…

That day can't come soon enough. I haven't gotten laid in forever.

Pretty soon, that one weird kid in your class who smelled like pee and ate paste is going to be hailed as an alternative lifestyle guru for eating toxin-attracting organic adhesives and pioneering urea exfoliations.

It is a cause for bitterness. I too am extremely bitter after two years of not finding anyone who liked me while online dating (or more accurately online mass rejection). However, I don't blame the women (fun fact: online dating failure is what eventually pushed me to feminism) I blame myself. I am not what women seem…

that is being very generous to a person who would rather vilify half the human race than figure out why exactly women aren't flocking to his misogynist ass in droves.

I went to a spirit healer and found out that my aura is a Crusader Aura. Which is nice because it gives me an additional 10% speed while mounted, which really comes in handy in battlegrounds.