Peer acceptance was judged based on the number of people who identified a given student as a friend.

I wear normal headphones like that when I’m shaving my face.

I (a dude) was once on a college road trip with two other dudes. We caught a flat somewhere east of Syracuse.

smallpox

+1 eats, shoots, leaves

I wonder if they’ll edit the episode before it airs.

And yet the web is full of autoplays of the ACTUAL SCENE of the shooting.

it seems legit

skrillex is in fact collaborating with himself

dropping mastercard memes like it’s fucking 1999

I could never get hired at a retail job. Ah well.

((c) Allie Brosh obv)

what if you’re not restrained you’re just dead inside

How to Deal With a Hangover at Work

None of the closeted alcoholics who infest this site want to hear this.

Anyone?

notre dame; dr

zodiac coming in strong with the linguistic dreadnought

no one will see this film with me