If somebody was going to send Jackson to the back of the bill, it shoulda been Rosa Parks.

When I was 16 I tried making a hard boiled egg in the microwave. I set an egg in a (dry) coffee mug and ran the microwave for a minute or so. When I opened the microwave, there was a hissing sound coming from the mug. I looked into the mug to see what was hissing, at which point the egg exploded directly into my face.

I went into Best Buy a year or so ago wearing a solid blue polo and khakis. Totally unintentionally (I am a bad dresser). I didn’t realize my mistake until somebody was asking me if “this case would work with an iPad mini” and I just rolled with it. (It was the right case.)

Good thing he’s not worried about his job.

Spider-car, spider-car . . ..

“Following the law” isn’t actually enough to protect you and your family from the wrath of Child Protective Services. Once CPS decides to destroy your lives, “we were not breaking the law” isn’t going to help you ever see your children again.

As a fellow IT worker, the IT team also probably wouldn’t mind too terribly if you “accidentally” spilled an entire 16 oz latte in the keyboard to finish it off. At which point it’s a couple clicks on officedepot.com instead of an attempted cleaning/repair operation.

(Whismur.)

Only 5 strips in and he was already ripping off “Peanuts”.

The Onion: Woman’s Tan Lines Don’t Make Any Sense

Toast the rice in butter, and toss in a little chopped fresh cilantro plus the zest and juice of one lime along with the boiling water.

I never thought of it from that angle, but yeah . . . the odds of two individuals “mutating” so perfectly in sync with one another makes it even more terrible.

Hey, I’ve seen this elsewhere . . ..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt010495…

Prejudice.

It is Intelligent Design, after a fashion.

Mega Lopunny's ability is Scrappy, which explicitly allows Normal- and Fighting-type moves to hit Ghost types.

It is a cool, horse-like motorcycle. But he could have been the only karter riding an actual horse, which in my imagining would have been even cooler.

They really, really should have given Link a horse.

Easy. Name them "Best Cadillac," "Pretty Good Cadillac," "So-so Cadillac," and "This One Is Actually A Chevy".