You shitheads literally elected a game show host.

I know the point is to depict how actually difficult is to create one, but... seriously nobody tried Electrode?

Holy fuck...that’s real!

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Are we sure she was seated next to Beckham, Jr.? I ask because we have no evidence suggesting Lena Dunham can tell black people apart.

Because a solid 80 percent of the people on here are naysaying assholes.

Why is everyone roasting the AV Club for this? It is the right thing to do and even if they are not the Times or The Post, it still matters.

It’s practically impossible for these films to leave anything open for surprise, that’s why I still love that controversial Iron Man 3 mid-film reveal. I did not see that one coming.

Mario is a monster, he takes over your hand Evil Dead Style to make you play “Stop Hitting Yourself”

They would probably kick Samer’s ass too.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

All my Snorlax does is drop food for my Magikarp every 50 minutes. Which is enough. I may not be a Pokémon trainer anymore, but I’ll be damned if I don’t make this Magikarp jump 170m into the air.

Is there one for Kinja sites yet?

How did Senator Marco Rubio (R -FL) sabotage the ACA (ObamaCare) before it was ever in place ? How would our healthcare be different if the ACA was allowed to work for the American people as the law was written ?

On the bright side at least we have Magikarp jump now.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

It’s brilliant, but I wish there were a tickbox for Yes I Changed This Password. It’s been telling me to change my Gawker password for seven years now.

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

It usually makes me nervous when scientists switch from peer-reviewed journals to books for consumption by the general public . . . or rather, makes me nervous when those scientists are advocating theories that are still strongly debated back in the peer-reviewed journals.