djublonskopf
djublonskopf
8/1/19
6:25 PM
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I’ve got it. Plants drink water, and water bound up in plants isn’t contributing to sea level rise, right? So we just need to increase the number of plants on earth by like...50 times, and we can probably hold off a foot of sea level rise! Read more

5/30/19
6:26 PM
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Too bad Republicans banned the CDC from researching gun violence and the factors that contribute to it, and retroactively penalized them millions of dollars for having done such research in the past. “We need to figure it out (but you literally are also not allowed to figure it out.)“

11/30/18
10:03 AM
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I’ve been reading Pinocchio to my daughter the last few days, and...Geppetto is not a kindly dude (at least not yet). He’s angry and abusive, in his first appearance he beats up another guy twice, and by chapter three the townspeople are so sure he’s going to excessively beat Pinocchio back home that they put him in Read more

6/4/18
12:29 PM
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Sometimes the simple explanations are wrong though. Usually, in fact, when it comes to language and symbols. There are dozens of urban-legend origin stories for English words, and plenty more for symbols, all of them complete and utter nonsense (“golf” does not come from the phrase “gentlemen only, ladies forbidden”, Read more

2/21/18
11:49 AM
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I thought ten 80° turns were supposed to be impressive in these sports...

12/23/17
12:44 PM
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It used to be there. It was wonderful...one click to permanently block any garbage domain that cluttered up your search results. Read more

12/12/17
9:14 PM
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Deliberately harmful obfuscation of truth or indisputably false statement said with malicious (or fear-motivated) intent: black lie Read more

11/22/17
11:24 PM
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Thank you. His was a character that absolutely did not need to be in Monsters University.

11/7/17
1:50 PM
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I didn’t go out of my way to avoid Ragnarok trailers or marketing, but I somehow completely missed this trailer, and only pieced together that it was going to be the Hulk after the word “incredible...” in the movie. Which was awesome, but my wife and friends around me were all “oh come on we knew from the trailers Read more

10/25/17
2:23 AM
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“To whoever ends up buying this at auction, sorry I couldn’t have come up with anything more profound than this.”

10/9/17
8:12 PM
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It’s virtue signaling. “I am more moral than those who kneel.”

9/25/17
1:03 AM
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No. You’re just goalpost shifting. “Consistently refuses to back up their vague ‘feeling’” is nowhere near the same footing as “I haven’t heard a rational argument yet.”

9/22/17
1:31 AM
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“...the moralizing side you belong to consistently refuses to back up their vague “feeling” that it’s wrong.” Read more

8/24/17
4:27 PM
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Dude cost them hundreds of thousands of dollars over his hurt feelings. They’re entitled to “rub it in.”

7/24/17
2:18 PM
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It’s also a necessary intermediary step if I want to paste something from Photoshop into OneNote, Word, or Outlook. I have to paste into Paint first, then copy from Paint because . . . reasons. Read more