In 1905, 19 players died playing college football, and 137 sustained "out-of-the-ordinary" injuries. (That's out-of-the-ordinary for 1905). Other reports use a slightly different count one way or the other, but it was brutal.

I know we've never met, but I like McDonald's over Burger King.

I felt bad about getting participation trophies or ribbons when I knew I hadn't even tried, or when I knew I'd done really bad, like "last place by an order of magnitude" bad. It just felt getting my nose rubbed in my failure or indifference.

Just a guess . . . there's a number of edible acid/base indicators . . . like the color changing litmus paper from high school, but edible (and different colors).

They did quite a few unethical things on purpose, and then did one more thing on accident. The accident would have done no damage whatsoever if not undergirded by the many deliberately-made unethical decisions preceding it, so I don't see the value in trying to focus on only the accidental action.

He was supposed to be Australian, right?

At the very least, I wish the level of discomfort with making absolute statements on display in this piece ("it was probably a hoax", "the family may have staged this") was present in the original article as well. There was not even an "allegedly" or "reportedly" mitigating the absolute original claim that this did…

Let's put the numbers in perspective. $10 billion would be:

HOW does this only have 6 recommends? This is fantastic.

Almost all of the crackpots through the ages had their ideas dismissed by the larger scientific community, too.

Best diagram I've seen on the Internet this month.

Anybody who (like this team) pulls out "marginally significant" when their data fails to show significance deserves such a side-eye.

That would be beyond frustrating, and if it's your experience, I'm really sorry.

Often the root can't eventually get better. At least not with existing medical technology. If the "root," for example, is that your DNA sucks, your doctor isn't currently able to go in and rewrite the DNA in every cell in your body. So your next best bet is to supplement with whatever your body is unable to…

We don't drug ourselves everyday because we're "normal and healthy".

It's good and democratic if it's for 800,000 middle-class Americans, but I never would have done it if it was for 27 million dirt-poor Americans instead.

It only takes like 50 to build a proper post-Winter-Soldier helicarrier, though.

Indeed, and Jezebel.com has been remarkably consistent on this.

11. It'll be discontinued as soon as you grow to really love and rely on it.

Happens in real life (though not quite to the extreme of supervillains). The more of you there are, the more you get in each others' way and act counterproductively.