The enterprise song stopped me from watching the first season. When they dropped the vocals for the second season opening it was to late. Also Scott Bakula was another reason i didn’t watch. He and that irritating smelly dog. Total miscast.

The government and all spies fully endorse this post.

I find that people who are talented/pretty/smart are more obssessed with small failures. Like, I have a friend who is goregous, but she also worries about how she looks *all* the time. My friend got a B for the first time in college and she felt like the world was over.

Exactly. It just seems we are supposed to CARE more about the ones who “had so much going for them.”

“Half anaconda and half great white”

If I could get over this, you would get over that.

I still haven't heard back from him.

You must be Chris Rock. No way the Mets have two black fans. Nice try on the “in my 30’s” Chris.

Because I’m a fucking idiot.

That’s not really irony, Alanis.

Liu Kang has always been an obvious Bruce Lee homage, for example. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they used other real fighters as reference material. How else would you make hand to hand combat look believable (aside from all the gore, obviously)?

Prison Guard: Okay, Phillips, into the hole with you.

Oh snap(ped tibia)!

No salary cap has made baseball owners and GMs outrageously irresponsible. That contract was dumb the day they signed it.

Yes, I know. These asshole act like none of use can read and like we are waltzing in Harvard, MIT, and Princeton with 10s on the ACT or whatever. Such racist dicks. Why don’t med schools look like HBCUs. Why do they think they can climb to the top stepping on our throats.

Another feel good story of someone who was lucky enough to be cut from the Mets.