Shitty NBA basketball is infinitely more enjoyable to me than watching just about any college basketball game.

Just further proof that the most dangerous job in America remains sitting at the Spanish Announcers Table.

Then you weren't looking. Please return to the Helen Keller School of Film Criticism and turn in your diploma to the bathroom stall from which you obtained it.

It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

Top minds are working on the problem.

TOP.

MINDS.

He simultaneously both is and isn't ok, until someone checks on him.

Bloke’s clearly busy working through some things right now.

"I'm just here so I don't get fined."

One more thing that just crossed my mind:

5K Couch? Wants to go to grad school? Sounds like she's bad managing her money. Run.

They're millionaires and would likely have a budget in the millions. They could build a track shaped like a penis if they wanted and it would be better with blackjack and hookers.

"Good line bro, cool if I use that?"- R. Gronkowski

He also led the league in cock blocks that year.

"Who wants to sex, mourning?"
-necrophiliacs

Couldn't they just make another? Plenty of unused airstrips around. Hell, bring them over here and use one of ours! Kick Foust, Rutledge and Ferrara out and put Jezza, Hamster and Slow in their place. That'd improve the ratings a shipload!

I've resigned myself to this:

Uhh... did I mention the free lunches? The free lunches are great.