It's always a weird phenomena when it comes to Blackness in any kind of media. Especially when it comes to games, shows, and movies that are related to crime. Crime as perpetrated by black characters adds to the demonization of black people. Crime as perpetrated by white characters adds to the romantization of the…

No amount of lotion or preparation h will sooth that butthole

Yes. Herein lies the problem. You have standards; bully for you! They seem sort of silly to me, but ok.

But not the kind you're thinking.

"Today it is playing League of Legends. To reiterate: we are confused. 'Things' are happening on the screen, people are cheering in response but we have no way to parse precisely what they're cheering at and why."

Most definitely. I don't think I would like watching myself much. Thankfully my experience is mostly all just musical. I imagine it'd be similar but probably a lot weirder psychologically if I had to take my appearance and mannerisms into account also.

Right? After they're born, they're on their own! They need to pick themselves up by their bootie-straps and earn the money they need for their own healthcare and food and stop mooching off hard-working Americans.

A brief preview of President Obama's near future...on repeat.

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

Now I see what the problem is with Deadspin and Gawker in general. It has a bunch of 20 somethings writing articles that think they know everything . Well I was born 11 years before and Scott wasn't the first black person on ESPN. I dodn't have an issoe with him but I can certainly see how his style could rub some…

I heard that his son lightly poked him in the chest and Big Kev took a huge dive.

However, DNA testing on a toothpick left at the scene is incomplete.

Poor Kevin Nash, not even his own son will put him over.

Moral of the story: A bird in hand is better than a blue bush.

That was me, and spoiler alert: Nope.

I'm loving Sam Woolley's art here, but nothing will ever compare to his magnum opus. This should be in a museum:

Yeah - those 60's brakes weren't really designed well, next time don't step in front of a moving vehicle...