Nah, let em build it in France. Change the color name from “Concord grape” to “conquered grape”

As soon as you have to say something along the lines of that it wasn’t racist in year xxxx, you need to stop, you lost the argument.

And nothing of value was lost.

“The food was indifferent, but the hookers were phenomenal. If you’re ever in {redacted}, be sure to stop in at {redacted} and get your dick wet.” ~ Anthony Bourdain, Some Reservations

It’ll kill your career.

I’m still convinced this was the only way they could keep the thing from flexing all over the place and borking the battery pack, now they’re trying to sell it as a “feature” nobody asked for.

Relying on the good will of multinational corporations... ya that is a great strategy.

I don’t need to fight you, because you are wrong. Practicality, ergonomics, visibility, material choice (read Torchs article for more insight) and that is only a shortlist of topics why this is a bad design before we even get to the horrendous aesthetics. Good design serves a purpose without being pretentious, this…

LMAO, “Google is a well-meaning and reliable provider of services” ranks right in between “James Dolan’s ownership has yielded some real positives for Knicks fans” and “Modern American Evangelicals possess an excellent grasp of basic science” in the pantheon of horseshit.

Naaa, I don’t have any kids, so I stay away from the schools.

Here is the fundamental problem with Stadia as I see it. Ownership. You don’t own anything, while its true with digital purchases we’re moving further and further from actually owning things towards licensing them. Stadia takes it to another level, when you “Buy” (really its rent indefinitely) a game on Stadia you…

My nickname for this is going to be, “PT Cyber”.

I’m not dressing the the early 80's jazzercize-inspired post-apolcalyptic wardrobe you'd need to drive around in that. 

I like their plan for an electric RV even more.

Great. Let’s stop inmates from teaching themselves how to perform one of the FEW professions left where being self-taught isn’t an automatic disqualification for employment. Brilliant.

the Scooby-Doo knockoff pet dog

Well, Disney own Song of the South so that’s never going to happen. However, next summer you’ll get see Huckleberry Hound and Midnight Cowboy and A Clockwork Grape Ape.

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got a perfect cash grab for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are cheap you’ll listen to me

...can they do this? It seems like just slotting cartoon characters into incongruous classic movies is a recipe for disaster. I can only imagine that “The Jetsons: Song of the South” and “Scooby Doo: Philadelphia” are in the pipeline.