If I could get over this, you would get over that.

I still haven't heard back from him.

You must be Chris Rock. No way the Mets have two black fans. Nice try on the “in my 30’s” Chris.

Because I’m a fucking idiot.

That’s not really irony, Alanis.

Liu Kang has always been an obvious Bruce Lee homage, for example. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they used other real fighters as reference material. How else would you make hand to hand combat look believable (aside from all the gore, obviously)?

Prison Guard: Okay, Phillips, into the hole with you.

Oh snap(ped tibia)!

No salary cap has made baseball owners and GMs outrageously irresponsible. That contract was dumb the day they signed it.

Yes, I know. These asshole act like none of use can read and like we are waltzing in Harvard, MIT, and Princeton with 10s on the ACT or whatever. Such racist dicks. Why don’t med schools look like HBCUs. Why do they think they can climb to the top stepping on our throats.

Another feel good story of someone who was lucky enough to be cut from the Mets.

Then you weren't looking. Please return to the Helen Keller School of Film Criticism and turn in your diploma to the bathroom stall from which you obtained it.

Top minds are working on the problem.

TOP.

MINDS.

He simultaneously both is and isn't ok, until someone checks on him.

Bloke’s clearly busy working through some things right now.

"I'm just here so I don't get fined."

Uhh... did I mention the free lunches? The free lunches are great.