Or a proctologist. But may also be an asshole in addition to that.

Is no one else noticing that this Halo guy is himself a terrible driver? He's established that South Carolina drivers are bad...by driving terribly himself and creating additional conflict.

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens, Justified

As long as the frame isn't damaged this seems like a pretty decent deal.

That was cute, but even after seven years this one is still the king:

I worked on Top Gear about a decade or so ago. He was OK. I was only a lowly minion but he was polite and certainly didn't seem to look down on me. I suspect that the show's success since then has over-fuelled his ego to massive levels.

Sounds dumb. I can get nearly the same experience by just not even playing it once.

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I have worked with them and I can tell you they are all perfect gentlemen. The show however is shot at a rabid pace and no one can afford to suffer fools during filming. The group is very big but very tight knit, everyone has a serious roll in keeping the machine running. If you screw up everyone knows the shot list…

for as much as they claim to hate each other, Clarkson and Piers Morgan come off as the same kind of person. The boorish loudmouth who just HAS to tell you what they think about everything and everyone, regardless of whether you asked. The world needs far fewer people like them.

Please see American Top Gear. Please retract statement.

Because they're owned by gawker?

That's what she said!

What part of GM did you not catch?

The Honda is sweet, but you won't find a genuinely decent example for under $10k.

7/10 of these cars are going to cost 10k in repairs over the next 45,000 miles.

Well they could bring in Tiff Needell...

Stone cold truth.