You were SINGLE? I don't believe it!

What dream? Buying a bunch of cars that you’re not driving and you’re probably not even looking at them much anymore because they’re all jammed together? I appreciate cars, but not when they’re just tossed in a shed and nothing is done with them. I’d rather have 10 cars in good running order that I can enjoy than 250…

I mean, Dr. Ferry was an actual Nazi, but yeah, at least he never leveraged his powers as owner to build a self-indulgent project car.

“I’ve flown with a 24-hour flu”.

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

He knows a submarine is the flat one with flying thingies on it, give him a bit of credit.

I’m no scientist, but wasn’t that lyric from “baby got back”, by throwdown?

That’s not from Ice, Ice, Baby - that’s from Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby got back”. 

It’s like 2 designers got into a fight and parts of both designs made the final cut?

Many people aren’t aware that Yoda’s last name is Layheehoo. 

C5 is SO much better looking

I can’t make any sense of your Forte idea. It still puts the driver’s door (in RHD or LHD) opening into traffic. If you want a sliding door on the driver’s side, just say so instead of muddying the waters.

Better than you realize. If the spoons have aluminum handles, Rolls Royce also provided you with the only magnet in the world that attracts aluminum. Sweet!

He doesn’t talk much these days.

Mother-of-Pearl spoons with anodised aluminium handles are housed magnetically at the top of the hammock

Meanwhile, over at Chevy...

That photo unsettles me very, very deeply. Uncanny Valley, the man.

There was no 1996 Jeep Wrangler.

Whilst reliability is still questionable you’d have to assume everyone who works at the dealership above is incompetent if they can’t perform the most basic pre-delivery checks if the cars leave broken which is a more important reflection on the garage than the car.

Even knowing how bad they are if I became obscenely wealthy tomorrow you bet your ass I’d get one. I’ve lusted over a Range since the old Range Rover Country of the 90's. There’s just something about them. Especially the Special Vehicles versions particularly the Holland & Holland edition.