I like how you include “get a little exercise” in the same sentence as “have a chili dog and a beer”. Well done. 

Start with a worthless car. Dump obscene amounts of money and time into it. End up with a still worthless car that is now an offensive eyesore. Yep, that’s stupid enough to make babies cry. 

If your show car is a 4 cylinder Grand Am, the kids weren’t getting an inheritance anyway.

I’m the oddball of the group. Even if it just a drive to the friggin grocery store, I take a full shower and get dressed. You never know what might happen. It pisses the wife off. A 20 minute shower for 5 minute shopping.

First thing that came to mind when I saw this image was Al Bundy

As an aside, Vin looks so young there. Crazy how fast time flies as you get older.

They say it’s not the destination that matters. But it turns out, it’s not the journey either.

This will be a nice way to give back to all the crabs and lobsters I’ve eaten in my life. 

I honestly don’t think it’s going to go up, not with those miles.  The people that are going to pay big money for these down the road are going to be looking at much less traveled examples.

She doesn’t associate with people who live in apartments. 

Whoa, there! That’s overreacting. Making him wash everyone’s cars is a little extreme.

And then he should have to wash everyone’s cars and also cut off one of his hands.

I’ve always been curious, but as a civilian should I salute General Motors if I ever meet him?

It’s a Kindle Fire so they couldn’t integrate it. 

If it makes you feel better about being poor not being obscenely wealthy, I just assumed he was a car dealer.

I’m sure that they’ve found a loophole by having the truck classified as ‘non-existent’.