ten points if a lawyer references the magna carta during the suit.

As a sovereign, the Burger King cannot be tried in a court made for commoners! 

the platform isn’t the problem, it’s the people. they’ll find another way

I have a steel 1/2 teaspoon measureing spoon that I sharpened one edge. Holding it in one hand with strawberry in the other and it scoops out the stem quickly with one move. Easy peasy.

I’ll take that bet.

I’m old enough to remember when reading the “fucking manual” was the only means of identifying the indicators (what few there were), because the internet-in-its-present-form existed only in the pages of science-fiction magazines. I was also blessed in that every vehicle my family owned, even used…

It’s a great tool for determining exactly what I am not doing and when I am not doing it!

That’s gonna be a “no” from me on the first two points. The difference between a cheap and a reasonably priced pair of pliers or a hacksaw is absolutely massive.

I “Harbor Freight” every new tool I can. I buy it first at Harbor Freight and if I use it enough to the point that it wears down, I’ll go buy a nicer one from Home Depot/Lowe’s.

If you must print your pass, don’t lose it or leave it behind on the plane or at the airport where it’s fair game for anyone to use. Instead, tear or shred it and throw it out.

“Yet while restaurants have industrial ventilation systems for their flattops, the average home does not”

Yeah all the fun of working a fast food kitchen and you don’t even get paid! 

When you’re my age, anyone under 25 is a kid

Burning copies of the New York Post might technically be a cleaner oven fuel than coal but I wouldn’t want their garbage anywhere near my food. The Post would ruin the fish it wrapped. I guess that just leaves its only useful purpose as a bird cage liner.

Kinda like he’s...just making it up as he goes along.

I think that’s true. I’ve also heard it’s also his ability to look afraid while doing something brave. It makes hime more relatable than heroes that never show any fear, but he still looks like a cool movie star, just with more humanity than Vin Diesel doing the same thing.

i want to watch an entire movie about a tribe in the jungle doing maintenance on a centuries old death trap so badly now.

Indiana Jones and the Baltimore Criminal Fuckin’ Conspiracy That Uses Robert’s Rules of Order of the MacGuffin of Eternity

That’s why the upcoming film isn’t called “Indiana Jones and the Constitutional Monarchy Protectorate of the Dial of Destiny.”

Indeed.