You will find him outside of Panucci’s Pizza.

“that a single dad with non-biological children”

I rode the ride at Universal Studios where you get turned into a minion. So from my unique perspective as a minion I must say bee do bee ba boo popa pah wah wah.

My daughter thinks the minions are creepy and wants nothing to do with them.

What am me, chopped liver?

It’s Sean O’Neal and ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER is ALL CAPS.

Caroline Siede/When Romance Met Comedy or gtfo (I know she’s of a later AVC era, but her writing was excellent)

She was good in Ben & Kate. Give her more comedy.

Idiots: Madame Web is a bad movie.

CountDrunkula, I don’t want to be the one that breaks this to you but doughnuts are significantly differently from cookies. You could totally use a doughnut to re-soften stale cookies though.

just used public records to find the property owner who didn’t go through the property management company to replace the windows that weren’t square and thusly wouldn’t close and lock. property manager balked for over a month, then i asked who the owner was, “we don’t give out that information.” even threatened to pay…

I planted some herbs about 3 years ago, but one of them is rosemary, and I’m in zone 6, where only one variety of rosemary has any chance of surviving. It lived through the first winter, but last year we had one rare extremely cold -7 degree F day, and that killed it. I replanted it this year, and this weekend I need…

what the fuck! where to??

Lifehacker just won’t be the same without you, Claire. 

Ah, crap.

We’ll miss you Claire!

Can’t somebody chain her to the Lifehacker radiator or something?

BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Can’t somebody chain her to the Lifehacker radiator or something? For God’s sake, where’s a 19th century work law when you really need one?

What would a farewell article be without one last (hilarious) typo?? Best of luck in the future, Claire!

I am very sad. I looked forward to your articles more than any others on Lifehacker. Wishing you all the absolute very best.