It makes us seem actually delusional when we aren’t

Pineapple Upside-Dump cake?

And when you do that and don’t lose power?

This just makes me miss Kenny Rogers Roasters. Guess I need to take a quick trip to Malaysia.

Stirred, unless you like an aerated, watery martini.

if you have a vagina tattoo between your eyes

#LibraryWorkerProblems

Alton Brown’s talked about this, from a slightly different perspective. Basically, he says that when he was a consumer of non-sugar sweeteners (Diet Coke), he felt that it would essentially dull his taste buds to sweet, so that if he ate something with actual sugar it would take more to get the satisfaction than after…

Reminds me of the restaurant list from Breaking Bad.

Oh no, it really IS becoming human.

Cheese dumplings exist and I’m just finding out about this now?

Have you already forgotten about Cocaine Bear?

Cook for 7 minutes

Hanging pots and pans from a curtain rod? TOO HEAVY

So you’re OK with private companies offering sugar pills to treat whatever they want to say they can treat? Because, to be clear, this is what you are saying.

So you’re saying this article is as phony as a three-dollar bill?

This really was a fun movie. I wouldn’t recommend paying a ton or going out of your way to see it, but it does what it says in the title, and more.

I sorta knew that he was in it going in, but in that opening scene I was thinking, “Nah, that’s not...” And yeah, it was.

To be frank, some hot dogs are better than others.

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