I can't hear you - I'm a Yankee fan.

You can’t spell #BFIB without F.B.I.

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

Why stop at terrible? His parents are clearly monsters that would make Pol Pot and Idi Amin recoil in horror. The Hague doesn’t have a category of crimes that would be appropriate for what his parents did.

No! Why is it so hard to carry your popcorn bucket out to the trash!?

I’m definitely in the “it’s not okay” camp. If you’re leaving trash on the floor after a movie, then it takes that much longer to clean up/turn the theater over for the next showing. I never understand people that do this, since it’s not really that hard to take your trash to the back of the room when exiting. On…

Nah, its cool, since magical gremlins pick up your trash there.

Also...the perfect game is a made up statistic. All stats are. You just think one’s you don’t like are made up, and one’s you do are intuitive.

I bet you think AVG isn’t a made up stat. Do you know how you figure out AVG?
Hits / (Plate Appearances - Walks - Times hit by pitch - Times you got on base with an error -…

No. It literally was a better pitching performance than many perfect games.

When someone’s score adds up to 100 or more...

A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this “six foot turkey” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T. Rex—he’ll lose you if you don’t…

nah nah nah, can’t hear you

VOGUE!

I’m afraid I’m gonna have to cut a corner off your totin’ chip for this. the photographer is not outside the safety circle.

“Gimme that Tater Tot!”

Right Guard Total Defense 5 Invisible Solid. You can find it anywhere (an underrated perk) and it simply works. Smells good too - I like the Arctic Refresh scent.

Right Guard Total Defense 5 Invisible Solid. You can find it anywhere (an underrated perk) and it simply works.…

I get that banning fake colleges is better for the game, but I’m going to miss watching UNC.

WAHOOWAH

Easy: wash your monocle in warm soapy water, dry with lint-free cloth, and stick it up your ass.