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Here are the surnames of the last seven presidents of Notre Dame: Jenkins, Malloy, Hesburgh, Cavanagh, O’Donnell, O’Hara, O’Donnell. Those sound pretty Irish!

Cha-KO-tay?

(Editor’s Note: Like I’m ever going to pass up a story that makes fun of Tim Hortons...)

STORY TIME.

Even more troubling is that if Pizza Boli’s is closed, I don’t see how any runs will be produced in the stadium today.

My heart aches as I see this. Probably because I’ve eaten too much Pizza Boli’s.

You're right, the veal is delicious.

Not just not rocket science, the lack of a DH actually makes it a lot easier to make a decision on how to use your bullpen. To wit, consider this scenario: pitcher humming along, down 2-1 in the 7th inning, with the 9th spot due to lead off the bottom of the 7th for you, and the 3-4-5 hitters to lead off the 8th for…

I’m sure the Deadspin readership enjoyed your Fodor’s for Dipshits entry on Baltimore (incl. rare usage of the word, “hael”).

Rick Dempsey. The rain king.

And don’t forget!

In the bottle of Tabasco sauce, where they belong.

1) Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist; not an accused rapist.

I hope she gets sober, I hope her children get the help they need, and I really hope she gets away with all of Markham's money and that Raylan doesn't shoot her.

Slave #1: I’M SPARTACUS

“I don’t respect him,” said Rowe, a 56-year-old who serves on the Caroline County board of education.

IS THAT YOU, TOLBERT?