Yeah, I grew up across the street from a Pizza Hut, and all of that stuff just kicks me right in the nostalgias.

Maybe this will be like years ago when ThinkGeek created a tauntaun sleeping bag for April Fool’s, and people loved the idea so much they actually went ahead and started having them made.

god bless america

Probably goes on the split-side.

I don’t know.

I always get LW4 mixed up with Rush Hour.

I’ve only ever heard “slaps” in reference to media, usually music. Whereas “X fucks” can be used for pretty much anything (sort of like the word “fuck” itself).

turkeys are not big hunks of solid meat—they’re irregularly shaped, with parts sticking out all over the place

To a vaccine-hesitant observer, who do you think looks like the irrational science-denier here?

Reminds me of the old “Rules for Evil Overlords” list: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Yes, a thermometer. No way they’ll have a decent one.

Beiler’s and Federal.

Can’t wait until they come out with the Mega Millions rewards cards.

I’d like to get pasta that outfit, if you know wh-

for others like the Chesapeake Blue Crab; it’s causing a population boom.

Ahem.

Them Roys

Trump as a triangulating talking points expert, not as an incoherent self-obsessed idiot.

Avoid the fish.

Definitely thought those were cranberries at first...