You mean like the back of a dung wagon?

+1 flat tax

There seems to be a fair amount of this in the comments today, to which I say

I’m disappointed this wasn’t a BodyShaping article.

Do you have a solid couple minutes on seat belts and lawn darts, too?

The ones on someone else’s plate.

I was under the impression that something happened with the deez protocol on their updog server.

At the risk of becoming too precise, what would the approximate sweet potato mass-to-cream ratio be?

Depends on whether Peter Noone actually does go there or not, I guess.

Why did you call Gene “Saul”?

Except for every third sketch.

Yes, but in most entertainment venues when competitors start breaking the competition, especially in a way that makes the game less interesting overall, the people running it make adjustments.

But he's the Wonderkid!

Bet Hannah Waddingham goes for lead actress next year.

He doesn’t bet it all on every Daily Double, but he does do so early, and goes big until he has a commanding lead. Unlike James and his “Fuck everything we’re doing five blades” plan, it’s clear he’s having a blast and just wants to stick around as long as possible.