“We deeply apologize sir. That was supposed to go in the sausage.”

When my sister and I moved out of our parents’ house, we each took two of our Pocahontas glasses. Still use mine, even though they are worn to almost unrecognizable (they are a perfect size!).

Neildiamium

Which is scarier: clowns or robots?

Time for an alternative to the alpha: a guy who stands outside the hierarchy but is still better than everybody in it.

I hear you get the cookie wand for that.

Crone knows of what she speaks.

HE REMEMBERS ME!!!

Pretty sure we just saw why.

Yes, this is what I was referring to. Thanks.

living

This is truly the King Ralph/Designated Survivor of Jeopardy! scenarios.

They actually did one this year that was an early-2000s one with Bill Cosby and a few other celebs from the time who have become...problematic.

It’s not that he put himself forward as a candidate despite all that. It’s that he tried to hide all of that—the cover-up is almost always going to be more harmful than the crime. Then he went about getting the job in what seemed outwardly like the shadiest possible way, meaning a lot of people were going to be upset…

I used to get them a lot. I’m always running late, so I tend to either A) not have time to eat or 2. not have time to prepare food, so being able to pop in the drive-thru and order two Crispy Ranch Snack Wraps on my way to or from somewhere was wonderful. But then I moved to an area without the kind of access to a…

Same

Duly noted.

Because in the magic world in which you live, leaks aren’t a thing.