On the plus side, your holophone skills have never been better.

Right.

I drink a hot tea in the morning, and take a mug of it with me to work, no matter the temperature. I love iced tea, even more than hot. But it just doesn’t feel right when I drink it iced too early in the day.

Sorry. I was in the bowl and the milk was still cold.

What about the Twinkie?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canning

The bottles are too small to stand on anywhere.

1. I consider this entire review The Amazon Trail erasure.

There used to be a Carvel in Fullerton, by Belair and Rossville, but it looks like it closed. I know you can get at least generic Carvel cakes at Giant, maybe Safeway, too. We get them a lot, and they’re my preferred ice cream cake (they have the crunchy bits in the middle, which I love).

Soon I will have nurtured into existence corn, tomatoes, and a truly absurd amount of tomatillos, and I am excited.

“What doesn’t apply to me clearly cannot apply to anybody else.”

One of my low-key favorite things about living in Philly is that Rita’s calls themselves “Italian ice” everywhere EXCEPT the Delaware Valley, where it is “Rita’s Water Ice”.

I’m glad I read the article, because just seeing the header image sent me into a “WHAT THE ACTUAL?!?” irrational rage because it does not look like a snowball, which should be a neon-orange-tinted pile of ice in a Earth-murdering Styrofoam cup. I definitely appreciate the effort that went into this.

Can’t wait until you find out all the stuff that’s legally allowed to be in your food...

So damn good.

I wouldn’t grab a handful of charcoal and eat it, either. But if a little charcoal ash got on my food, who cares?

95% of these questions could be solved with better communication.

I’ve done the potato thing for years (ex-Scout). That’s one of the best ones, because even if you are cooking the rest of your food on a grate, you can have the potatoes roasting underneath in the meantime.

God made dirt and dirt don’t hurt.

Since the link wasn’t working for me (and I was coming down here to mention it anyway):