Wanna feel old?

Yes.

Grease: Origins: On Wednesdays We Wear Pink

It’s like anything else: the issue isn’t necessarily ONE hot dog or chicken bone, it’s the quantity.

Its like I have to tell my parents when they get into a “Well, we rode around unbuckled/played with lawn darts/etc. and turned out just fine,” mode: Think about the people who aren’t around to remind you that they didn’t.

No, that’s no additional cost. Free is when you are given something without paying anything.

I mean, five of them just got nominated for Emmys.

“We apologize to our viewers for the fruity language...”

One time my sister and I were visiting New York with a couple others, and we had taken the PATH train in to Greenwich Village. We were going to take the subway down to lower Manhattan, but I convinced them to walk it because, “It’s only this far on the map.” *holding thumb and index finger a short distance apart*

I feel this way about the movie, but even though people like to rag on it, I also feel this way about the book.

You got Mark Watney: Space Pirate; do you really need more?

“At the moment, there are no plans to ship copies to pizza lovers outside the Chicago area.”

Is he next going to open a bakery selling Italian-style coffee snacks?

I come from a family of Safeway workers. Can’t blame you.

That logo has already been airbrushed and sent back to Ocean City in 1989.

Eating beans vs. watching the planet fall apart...

If only there was some ready-made reference to Will Smith introducing someone to a better understanding of our planet.

As a native Marylander, holy shit that’s awesome.