Yep! Same. And usually it's something silly I shouldn't have even clicked on in the first place (like, Dogs Who Made Poor Life Decisions or Celebrities You'll Never Guess Were Ugly Ducklings.) It's almost like providing a service to keep dumb things out of my brain. :)

if it's a slideshow with one picture per page, I leave because it's not worth it

You didn't think a plane collision that nobody died from isn't horrific! You support sex trafficking!

"trolling" now means "saying stuff I don't like"

UGH, the slideshow with only one picture per page! I don't care if it's a treasure map or the cure for cancer, I will never click through! NEVER!!!

But their souls are being killed so it counts. The only troll is you, I was just stating my opinion. What does it have to do with whatever my job might be?

Yeah, actually.

This needs to be a regular feature. I'm enjoying this dumb kids' dumb writing way more than I should. Please keep it coming.

OH MY GOD IT'S SO BAD I LOVE IT.

Can you start a weekly column with excerpts from him?

It's really hard to try to tell someone who experiences microaggressions constantly and outright racism frequently that a particular encounter/person isn't racist without sounding like you're being dismissive.

To be fair to your boyfriend, flipping out over frozen yogurt like that IS kind of cray cray.

...what's stopping you from leaving?

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Ok, so this whole thing started after a bad breakup (natch. He broke up with me by telling me hid new girlfriend had "eyes like the sea after a storm" I know where that's from motherfucker! I know." So a bunch of my friends take me out for drinks and dancing, and one of them is dating one of the party bus drivers and…

Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

I bet he doesn't even know that 40 is as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. MARK IS TROLLING. HE KNOWS HOW TO DO SIMPLE MATH. HE IS A TROLLING TROLL. ITS BEEN ESTABLISHED. NOW PLEASE STOP POSTING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL SUPERIOR ABOUY YOURSEVES.

Same. My cat pretty much sheds year round, but when we gave him the amount of food the vet recommended, it stressed him the fuck out. He began losing even more fur than his normal amount. You couldn't pet him without a huge handful of fur. I'm pretty sure he didn't have faith in us that there would be a next bowl of…

Yeah I'm not shocked either. I don't think anyone really is, they just say they are to make the point that they think it's so awful. Like people on the internet who regularly post things like "I'm crying right now" all the time to drive home the point that they have empathy and I'm like, you must cry a lot.