People will always swear at you if you point out that they are parked where they shouldn't be.

I'm starting to dread going to my daughter's school. Fact: all those assholes from your school days grew up, had kids, and are now continuing their asshole ways in the elementary school parking lot.

to his credit Ali is totally willing to grant his new wife a divorce, provided she pay back her dowry and all the money he spent on her during the courtship

"....was just too big for her vagina, which had already birthed three children."

Eh, she deserved it for being a bitch. And really, she set herself right up for it.

once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I…

I love that they're trying to pretend like ivory bans are widespread attacks on gun owners, when really, it only affects wealthier assholes with ivory handled antiques or garishly embellished pieces. Basically, this guy:

Oh fucking hell.....

Some parts on old firearms, including sight beads on shotguns and handles on revolvers, were made of ivory; the inter-state ban on ivory sales took away much of those weapons' resale value. "This is another attempt by this anti-gun Administration to ban firearms based on cosmetics and would render many…

When I was in school, at one point I made use of my university's counseling center for several months during a personal crisis. I'm fucking horrified to find out that any records of my time there could be accessed like this, and had I known it wasn't covered under HIPAA I would have likely never made use of it in the…

Exactly. If you're around enough people like that — intolerant, ignorant, wary and fearful of anything that isn't exactly like them — then pretty much anything that'll pry them loose a little bit seems like a damned fine idea. I'm behind this (not the skin-darkening, obvs).

Yeah, a lot of people immediately assume pieces on this site are saying HEY, BE OUTRAGED or LOOK AT ME SNARK ON THIS DUMB LADY, when the vast majority of the time, they're not (anymore). I am rereading this piece, and—not directed at you in particular, just the inevitable reaction to this—I actually think it's really…

I didn't read it that way. I read it as a woman thanking another woman for helping to open her eyes. Yes, the person is intolerant, which is crappy, and it's a tiny step out of that bad place. But I'm an optimist: I'm hoping that tiny step leads to many others like it. You've got to start somewhere...

Thanks for the clarification. Maybe I'm so used to sarcasm I see it when it isn't there.

I don't know if you were talking to me, but I don't feel snarky about this woman, and tried very hard to avoid that tone. I think what's interesting about this is that it can only really be useful to the part of the population that has a very large problem understanding that Muslim people are their peers—it's nothing…

This guy is making a good case for execution by being fed alive to pigs.

"A girl is far more responsible for rape than a boy."


I think....I think there is blood leaking from my ear could someone tell me what a rage stroke feels like.

Well, this guy's making a good case for keeping the death penalty.

Dick Cheney blows, but as far as I'm aware, he never disemboweled anyone with a metal rod.

"Mukesh also claimed that executing him and the other men convicted in Jyoti's death will only encourage rapists to kill their victims: "Before, they would rape and say, 'Leave her, she won't tell anyone.' Now when they rape, especially the criminal types, they will just kill the girl. Death."