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Honey, your youth is showing. You are missing some classic hot boyfriends here:
- Judd Nelson in the Breakfast Club
- Pretty in Pink
- Eric Stoltz in Some Kind of Wonderful (HELLO!!!)
- Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing
- #1 boyfriend of the 80s - John Cusack in Say Anything. I mean how could you miss this????
- Patrick

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Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

~EXCA-UUUUSE ME,~ but I’ll have you know that the Hayley Mills (child goddess) original is the ONE and ONLY good (great) (amazing) (fabulous) (exceptional) (extraordinary) “version” of The Parent Trap, and anyone who even REMOTELY enjoys that Lindsay Lohan oreos-and-peanut-butter bullShit is a tasteless heathen, I

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I just want everyone to just watch My Mad Fat Diary instead. (You can catch it on Hulu, but the original ultra ‘90s music is found in bootleg streams):

Let he who has not eaten a hamburger in a Florida sushi restaurant cast the first... hamburger, I think is how the saying goes. 

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

Girl isn’t even in the top 5 of Bebe’s:

I took Monday and Tuesday off work, planning to finish TON of home improvement projects. Reality: Lolled around on my porch for five days, snacking and drinking, reading, and then catching up on GLOW at night. Not at all productive. Don’t care. It was awesome. I am the bear! I probably should have planned ahead and

I guess that news leaked.

Ever since the groundskeepers patched up the roof to his home, Miller has been perfectly content to crawl back under the north lawn.

There was never a bromance with Macron, or with Trudeau for that matter. Trump is a big fucking spoiled shithead of a toddler. He shouldn’t have been invited to the G7. Just exclude him - he doesn’t want to be there, don’t give him the opportunity to play big boy and pretend that he runs things. He wants to go it

Have you seen RuPaws Drag Race on Instagram?!