Well spayed.

So you could say it’s box office take has been neutered?

Dude it’s Cats.  You have to kill it 9 times for it to stick.  Everyone knows that.

Who’s gonna like Cats? Not even Rachel would.

I think they’re in purgatory because they’ve all done terrible things and they have to “redeem” themselves and will keep cycling through again and again until they do. I was watching a breakdown video that pointed out that Ray already had blood on his shirt before the nightstalker stabbed him, there was a motorcycle…

If Silky were half as talented as she was loud, she’d still be Derrick Berry.

That might be the solution.

You just hit on my other biggest question about this movie, the timeline in general. Over what span of time do the events in Showgirls take place? We are literally given NO CLUE. From Nomi and Molly’s vomitrocious meeting to the next scene where they’re established besties and roomies with Nomi working at The Cheetah,…

I’ve been reading for decades how Austen’s works are under-rated, but then she was simultaneously fully part of the canon of British literature going back to when I was in high school almost 30 years ago.  I think the idea of her being under-rates is now over-rated.

Seriously, this lady is a real Jag-off.

Wonder if this will give any more of these idiots paws for thought...

They aren’t actually fasting. They are eating the little bits of food that get caught in their awful beards.

I love the Royal Albert Hall! Such great acoustics. Thanks to my record company job, I saw Eric Clapton doing his one of his mega-night concerts there two years in a row!

Could you maybe try to get a job in the Trump administration? I’d happily start a GoFundMe for you.

Ali, we all want to know where you’re working now.

I worked for Borders for 7.5 years, best job and best people ever. I left a few years before the shut down, but had plenty of friends who stayed even after the computers were stripped out. 

My heart still aches for Borders. Damn you. 

Let’s leave Cabbage Patch kids out of this. We’ll use Chucky instead, he is already morally questionable. Plus he has the right hair.

I always had a feeling that Ryan Adams was a scumbag and while this is awful, it doesn’t surprise me. It felt really cathartic to delete everyone of his songs from my music library today.