Why don’t they have cat eyes!?! Would it have helped make it less weird? Probably not but still...they should at least have cat eyes! Cat eye contacts are easy to buy.

Same. I’ve still never watched any of Richard Pryor’s stand up films because I was just a kid when they were released and definitely too young to see them...I’m in my 40s now and my mom says I’m still not allowed to watch them.

I just came here to brag about my friend Dilpreet who was one of the puppeteers.

If a man likes Pulp that’s a definite dealmaker! Especially if he looks a little like Jarvis.

Oh I love Noel’s interviews! I think he’s super shady and funny.

I won’t date anyone who’s favorite band is Oasis. My favorite band is Blur. And even though Damon and Noel are mates now I just can’t stand Oasis.

BTS Said They Will Likely Eventually Break Up to Serve in the South Korean Military

I used to work for a pet food company back in the 90's. When the Atkins Diet was popular some pet stores would advertise certain cat food as the ‘catkins diet’. #eyeroll

I saw them in London in March. One of the best gigs I’ve been to, I’ve never danced so much. Very talented bunch of musicians.

I went to fashion school with Christian, though I've lost contact with him once he went on PR, and I'm so proud of him.

It’s an amazing place! I love working there. Eric Clapton is back this May, he didn’t play last year because he played Hyde Park.

Hahaha! I’ve had people ask me to go work for the football (soccer) team that they dislike too.

I work at the Royal Albert Hall in London. I’m pretty sure it’s safe from my curse. It’s been around for almost 150 years and is one of the most famous music venues in the world. Mariah Carey is playing there in May.

Same. It was my favourite job. I’m still friends with many of my co-workers.

The curse of Alison strikes again! A lot of the businesses I’ve worked for have gone out of business....Borders books, Natural Wonders, Virgin Megastore, Waldenbooks, a couple of movie theatres, a department store and now Payless.

You forgot say that the pound has nosedived.

Yeah, when I read it was actually in Ontario I rolled my eyes and thought ‘f*cking Inland Empire...of course.’

I had the flu. I was deep asleep, after drinking some Theraflu, so didn’t see this text until I woke up the next morning.

Sadly, they will probably need to get passengers to complain to get anything done about it. As soon as passengers start complaining they care. Don’t want to lose customers money!

I’m originally from California, and I’ve lived in London now for 18 years, I still have my California accent. If I spoke with a British accent my British friends would take the piss out of me so much! Obviously, I use British slang but I would be mocked and made fun of if I spoke with a British accent. Madonna was…