djalicat
djalicat
djalicat

I have so.many.people.muted.because.of.pyramid.schemes.

I’m the opposite... British expat in the US, but unable to vote because I wasn’t registered to vote when I left (as a teenager...) and am absolutely sickened. I’m in the middle of my US citizenship application with the intention of spending a couple of years in Europe (and to vote against Trump...) but now... yeah...

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I can watch this one all day

formation: ballet edition

Depressed Prince of Bel-Air.

I mean I would vote for Cheetos for president over Trump (the actual food, not the corporation that manufactures them. Like, I would vote for an actual, sentient, life-sized, delicious Cheeto snack piece.)

Chris Stein: You can not wear the same shoes for the challenge and then for the runway!

its up against Judge Judy tho....it’s gonna be a Sophie’s Choice for a lot of people....

Only now, watching this trailer with no sound, do I realize my life will be incomplete until they cast Ellie Kemper in a Squirrel Girl movie.