There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I can watch this one all day

formation: ballet edition

Depressed Prince of Bel-Air.

I mean I would vote for Cheetos for president over Trump (the actual food, not the corporation that manufactures them. Like, I would vote for an actual, sentient, life-sized, delicious Cheeto snack piece.)

Chris Stein: You can not wear the same shoes for the challenge and then for the runway!

its up against Judge Judy tho....it’s gonna be a Sophie’s Choice for a lot of people....

Only now, watching this trailer with no sound, do I realize my life will be incomplete until they cast Ellie Kemper in a Squirrel Girl movie.

Trump voters:

Yeah. This year we're giving her Luther, because she has enough of a crush on Idris Elba she's seen both of the Thor movies (which only makes sense in the context of no one will go see them with her, so she's got none of my sibs' kids as an excuse to see a superhero movie she's not actually interested in.)

My siblings and I all got together last year and each gave her a season of Breaking Bad. She had no idea what it was, but now every time we’re all together for something at her house, she puts on the season she’s just finished and declares it the best gift we’ve ever given her.

IT”S LUPUS!

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.