Things to perfect: sleeves, collars, crotches. The judges notice those even when they don’t comment. DARTS. Waistbands. (I don’t know why so many designers screw these up).

I hear ya about linings. I tried a swimsuit this summer where the top turned out pretty well, but I did something bizarre with the bottom linings and it looked funky.

There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...

Raise your hand if you watched this movie 50389405983 times and practiced the choreography in your basement every evening. Oh, just me?

Also-

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

Photo proof.

One time I flew from LGA to DCA on a 737 that had a total of 5 passengers on it. It was so cool, they let all of us sit in first class and we skipped the safety spiel and drank free liquor with the flight attendants.

Every time I see his Christian-Sharia loving fat face I just think...

gurrrrlll. I had a verbally abusive bf, smartest thing I ever did, along with dumping him. I’ve never turned back. Never, ever, ever, ever. My life would have been exponentially different and worse yet I would have been tied to a person who I thought I knew but clearly didn’t.

Same.

Smartest thing I ever did, just ahead of ditching the loser who knocked me up.

And now Rachel is claiming to actually be the Mail Kimp.

I’d like to see that, too, but it isn’t good enough for her. That show has gone to hell like everything he does.

5 brides have used the pins now (the ribbon got a little ratty) and I don’t even know the last 2 brides outside of some sweet notes and photos they sent me, but its a really cool little connection and a “something borrowed” for them.

Either William Shatner is the world’s most surprising Jem fan, or the live-action Jem movie is so obviously terrible that even the 84-year-old William Shatner knows it’s a travesty. Personally, I am fine with either possibility.

I’ve always disliked facial hair. I feel totally justified now.

Spider-Horse, Spider-Horse

This reads like the plot to the first half of a very intriguing episode of Law and Order.