Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

Lovely piece. Thank you for introducing me to a wonderfully complex lady who deserves a contemporary audience.

Because while one biographer believes this was their fate, it wasn’t clear whether it has been established via record (death certificate, etc). That makes sense, seeing as record-keeping was not consistent at the time. Some of my family also almost certainly died in the Holocaust, but the Nazis did not do us the…

Choosing chastity because you dig that lifestyle is feminism. Choosing chastity because sex = sin and realizing that you like being chaste is Stockholm Syndrome.

She was a untalented tv actress on show on a off brand network. Who had one turn in one good movie. I don’t know, why she’s acting like this. Girl, get it together.

Can we talk about that logo? I’m going to need an entire essay on the logo. I’m going to imagine Drake throwing that tweet out then fielding a flurry of calls from his marketing/pr team asking him to please not distribute his own artwork because it’s so god awful

I don't know if I really endorse this comment, I'm just glad I'm not the only person who checks Facebook when I read about arrests.

What the ever-loving fuck?

In the story in my head, the two five year olds swapped their documents. Because having hung out with kids that age, i can picture it super clearly.

Agreed. When I think of racial injustice and serious commentary on the state of the nation, the first thing that comes to mind is: But what do the hot 20-something year old blondes who more than likely got everything in life handed to them think?

How about because it’s an overreaction to a solvable problem? I think the parents saw a chance to get their 15 minutes and some cash.

+1,000,000 for the screenname AND avatar.

They could whisk him into a Del Taco somewhere in West Phoenix and tell him the first Latino man he sees is el presidente de México and he wouldn’t know the difference.

They could just send him to New Mexico and he may not know the difference.

And that right there is the problem. It’s not the minimum wage. It’s not offshoring of jobs.

This is my workplace exactly. I’ve even sat in multiple buildings on our campus and it’s the same everywhere. Just ABSOLUTE DEAD MOTIONLESS SILENCE, so then I feel like I’m making a ton of noise and it’s so awkward. I always want to be like “GO AHEAD AND FINISH POOPING, IT’S FINE, IT’S A BATHROOM. I KNOW THERE’S…

the best thing you can do is just hustle your way out of there as quickly as possible.

Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process: