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I enjoyed this review, but it did not sell me on the book. Nor quite frankly did the excerpts. I mean, WTF is this: "girls with boyfriends who looked like lesbians and watched Friday Night Lights with them while eating takeout… they could have their supportive relationships and typical little love stories"?????

This feels like a rejected script for an episode of Frasier.

Ah Lawrenceville. Did you know it's the number one producer of college students who brag about how they went to Lawrenceville?

I'm so glad I went to public schools.

If ABC had reached out, they would have known that since the story ran, we've learned more, and that things are still developing on our end. It would have been a tougher interview.

The kid's cute, and we all know it, so let's talk about what an asshole the reporter is. She starts her segment with "Amid all the anger and shouting on the streets"; she's essentially saying, "Why can't the other protesters be calm and peaceful like this kid?" (Because they have every right to be angry and almost all

These are gorgeous, but so many light colors just scream "I don't have to take public transportation!". When I moved to New York I had just bought a cream colored pea coat...I'll let fellow commuters guess how long that looked presentable.

If you want me to start listing the ways our state and federal governments treat our citizens like crap, we're going to be here a long fucking time, dude.

That American friend on Fbook lied to you.

"without knowing it, we walk more slowly ahead of men and swing our hips"

Jesus Christ. Stop. We all know what a swastika means in American society. Regardless of what it meant before, it has come to mean a specific thing. It wasn't meant as a Tibetan good luck symbol, and that's not the connotation it carries. I truly could not give less of a shit what it meant before — it means something

And why do you want people to send in tips on a public Comment system? Don't we have e-mail for that sort of thing?

I once bought some tampons on a Walgreens run I made with some guy friends. When I asked one to hold my bag for me for a sec while I tied my shoe because the ground was muddy, he took it, saw the FRESH AND NEW AND UNOPENED BOX of tampons, then yelled and threw it to the ground because "that's fucking gross." The

Men have no idea what tampons and pads cost and how deeply essential they are. There's a huge stigma about menstruation that makes a dude buying tampons for his usually overly emotional girlfriend into a tired TV comedy show trope. Women in poor countries either have nothing to bleed into it (and lose jobs and school

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

The funniest thing about it is that when he's got the mic in his hand he sounds like a news reporter in the middle of a hurricane.

Finally. Thank you for thinking of the victim(s), Kira.

I HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOUR EXTRA BAGGY CARGO PANTS FIRMLY ATTACHED TO YOUR WALLET CHAIN BECAUSE HERE COMES FIERI READY TO BLAST THEM OFF YOUR CANDY ASS AND ONTO THE FLAVORTOWN SPACE STATION ORBITING YOUR TASTEBUDS AT THE SPEED OF RIGHTEOUS.

I mean, an entire nation of Golden Retrievers sounds pretty appealing to me.