Pretty much this.

Obama is not a socialist. I should know. I'M a socialist. Obama is centrist.

I have such mixed feelings about this. Don't get me wrong, rights are awesome. But gay marriage fits really, really well into the conservative idea that the nuclear family is the basic building block of society. There's going to be a lot of people who are ok with you being gay, but only so long as you get married and…

What if you've named your pony "MY DAD IS IMPORTANT"? And you like taking her for a trot?

He's a very important person. He sells monogrammed coffee thermoses.

If any organization knows what's hip with the kids these days, it's Forbes.

Basic bitch did not originate with Kreayshawn.

Because change is hard and sometimes uncomfortable does not mean it is impossible, nothing like others suffering in order to keep my societal reality in check.

Deal with poverty, institutionalized bias/racist policies, limit and/or properly regulate private prisons, move to a rehabilitation based prison system, housing discrimination, adequate funds for prisons, train the people working with prisoners well, pass laws protecting prisoners from abuse and enforce it, stop…

"...a swimsuit that looked like 'a bra and panties.'"

Yes, because God forbid children ever see the human body. Why do you view harassing women about swimsuits as the best way to preserve decency in this world?

If it isn't see-through when it gets wet, really what's the practical difference between a bra and panties and a bikini?

I'm kinda glad he's a piece of shit human, because he has one of those faces I just want to punch and punch until I can't punch anymore. I was going to feel that way anyway, so it's kind of nice to know it's justified.

Congratulations. Emily is gonna grow up to be literally the worst.

Yeah, this pretty much reads like a chain email.

Exactly, she got so much shit for what she wore while pregnant she's saying ladies the only right answer is to never be seen.

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.

*Don Cheadle, House of Lies

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Why won't we commit already????? It worked out for approximately half our parents!!!!