I appreciate your strong value system and would like to subscribe to the print edition of your newsletter.

I just love that this was DIRECTLY below yours.

Why is it important to mention that she is a "pacifist activist and grad student"? Seems like this odd need to distinguish her from "THOSE" inmates who are just poor and most likely Black or Brown, who aren't activists. Who likely never went to college, let alone to grad school. Who are just people locked up for…

You spent real, actual, literal, hard currency on this?

Interesting to note that the "apology" goes out of it's way to never refer Kylie with female pronouns. She is always referred to by her name. When someone refuses to use female pronouns when referring to a trans woman (who wants female pronouns) I that's always a huge red flag for me.

I mean, maybe I've been doing it wrong, but I don't think bras go on your genitals.

Muppet Babies—-they're all muppets and babies. What about the rest of us?

Heh, at first glance I thought the pretzel stuck in the upper side of the monstrosity was a cigarette butt, and I thought "man, they are NOT messing around!"

This would be my sister's story... I should send her over here because I swear she must have a dozen books worth of restaurant stories.

The "Andy" part is what confuses me the most.

"I guess straight guys that make sports games loved the idea of controlling two lesbians," posited Barrett sagely.

I hate how frequently queer rights and representation only comes when straight men find it benefits them, personally.

Citizen Kaneye.

College kids are in more debt than ever and debt has made it difficult for students to be politically active. I think this is why we see a lot of activism on the internet. Sure, you can't go to the nearest rally or afford a humane brand of clothing, but you can become more aware of and inform others of the issues so…

This is cute, but pug marriages are usually loveless arrangements. They are more about consolidating power and wealth between two pug houses.

ah, Polk County. Last July my husband started a new job there for the school district, and the local newspaper ran a front page story introducing him and some other new employees. Then, on the next page, they ran a story about a home invasion which involved a suspect with the same last name, and accidentally used my…

If you dont get the queso on the Qdoba burrito you are doing it so so wrong.

Senior prank or señor prank?

People were nearly killed? Are you serious? Take a valium.

The whole prom proposal thing is really weird to me, because I don't think I graduated high school all that long ago and we didn't do that. The only person in my peer group who asked their date in front of other people and I didn't know that that was happening until it happened. Idk, I feel like we are kind of moving…