Jessica has already said she doesn't want the job :(

I think it's mostly people thinking "Oh my god, Hilary Duff was in that show I loved as a kid! Her album was THE jam when I was 7 years old!!! The nostalgia is washing over me in waves!!!!!!"

I hate this boring Lilly shit but my aspiring upper middle class Momma will LOVE it once I wrap it up for her birthday!!!!!!

Exaaaaaactly.

Hey now, this dialogue was written by a grown ass man. A weird, grown ass man who is obsessed with writing terrible plotlines for beautifully tragic teenage love stories.

I actually knew how to write an essay when I got to college, unlike a lot of kids who had to be told things like "no you cannot use chatspeak in your essay" "yes that is plagiarism" and my favorite "Wikipedia is not an academic source" which I got to learn in ninth grade. AP doesn't require you to know that stuff, at…

I think this should be a requirement for HIGH SCHOOLS. Start 'em early!

Yeah, it is out of place. I'm gonna be nice, because it seems like you're genuinely uninformed: the "surgery" question is something you shouldn't ask.

can't tell if you're a troll or just obtuse

I remember there was a club at my school called "Spontaneously Classy Individuals"

is anyone else so bored with these lists full of mock outrage and "i HATE ____ and FUCK YOU if you do GO DIE IN A DIIIIITCH" etc. nonsense which leads to 400 fuckin comments over everyone "debating" shit like... pizza toppings?

Please, if you have not watched the original skit - watch it.

its so funny because on MY side of tumblr, people hate john green and how he makes every conversation about him ("everyone look!!! i'm sending SIGNED copies of my books to the ferguson library!!! i am so cool everyone") cultivating into the "john green is the zodiac killer" meme, created like 3 days ago and killed 3…

tumblr for teen girls is essentially a big clusterfuck. we're not all the same? some of us are like... cartoons and whatever, books, photography, aesthetic shit. i deal with social justice/leftist stuff and jokes. the only thing i would get on this list is the knife but i have absolutely no use for it. also lol…

Yes! Released when she was 14. Called 14. It is generally what you could call Myspace-y. Very "young" lyrics, you know?

late as hell comment but it's her 3rd album, actually

i am queer, there has not been "a sea of change"... many states where trans and/or gay folks can still be fired solely for being trans and/or gay. women like islan nettles are murdered and the police, the public dont give a shit. many homeless youth who are dying in the streets are queer.

tyler oakley ?

please look up the word microaggressions - this is something that trans people have been talking about FOREVER, and it's important. i'm not saying the author is 'some raging transphobic asshole how dare they don't include this!!!' but more like "hey your language isn't inclusive and words have some deep-set meaning,…

the fact that it is comes from a place of thoughtless or ignorance does not mitigate the fact that it is transphobia. it is thoughtless transphobia, and ignorant transphobia. but still transphobia.