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If the ref sees a dive, they should confirm it on video replay, then red card the diver. That’s the only way this shit will end.

This is why people hate soccer.

Nelson’s joy at watching Andy Williams in Branson is utterly fantastic.

There you go. SCIENCE!

MARGE: Oh, for the love of criminy! Gimme that. [grabs phone] Look, I know Bart did something wrong, but he’s my son, and I’m going to punish him myself. Our countries may have their differences, but as human beings, I think we can all agree, there’s no substitute for the discipline of a loving parent... [listens] He

Is 30 Minutes Over Tokyo is the one where Woody Allen is making a Japanese commercial and goes “What did I do to deserve this? Oh, right.”

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

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I like to do that, but the only difference is that I smash up the entire bag of chips so I have more to work with. Once they’re smashed all the way down to crumbs, I like to take the bag and pour the crumbs into my mouth until my mouth is halfway full, then I take salsa or queso(if you’re feeling fancy) and pour in

The problem is the theatrics are extremely effective, the risk low and the rewards colossal. The disapproval of internet commenters isn’t going to change the calculus there. With the rules as they are today, diving is a part of the game.

Listen fellow Philly guy, I don’t doubt their toughness, but stop flopping on the field and maybe I’ll take the sport more serious. You see #18 for Senegal at the 83rd or 84th minute? Complete dive, with no contact. He got up and acted all indignant that no foul was called.

The real heroes are on the internet questioning the toughness of the players.

Hi everyone I’m Shawn! I’m Shane’s identical twin brother! In fact Shane told me all about all of you so it’s like nothing has changed at all. And if it’ll make you feel better you can call me Shane! And here is my son Karl who wears my cop hat.

I don’t think it was the long lead that got Merrifield picked off, it was the staring at his phone to the exclusion of all external stimuli.

Will he be doing a water ski jump over a pen with a shark in it?

was it because the show just sucks in general?

You know, I stuck this show out until the first half of season 8 ended. Even them, I’m stubborn and qualified my disdain with recaps and watching while sipping tea in the other room because there is a LOT to like in this show still, it’s just...

Wow, I haven’t seen a thai fighter destroyed that badly since Blue Harvest!

Rumor is GM has offered a Corvette loaner.

18 year old gets killed driving a very fast car. Oh. That sucks. Sadly happens all the time. ‘But it was a Tesla.’